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babies are both very physically weak and also just generally incompetent in terms of military strategy. it would be laughably easy for me to subdue a baby

talk about sexy things 

is it time for a lewd alt? science can't tell us

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talk about sexy things 

i took so many lewds over the past three weeks bc i matched someone on bumble and we had a real good sexy connection then they ghosted the day we were gonna have a second date. so I got all these cock pics and I gotta do SOMETHING with em

anyone have good private trackers I should join l m fao

Circumcision 

is circumcision a type of genital mutilation? like where's that line. is it just a socially acceptable form of that

D&d work progresses well. I am tempted to use the work and try to write a novel based in this world but I am Not Good At That

Fun Fact:

"Lo Fi Hip Hop Beats To Relax/Study To" formerly used this clip from the Ghibli anime movie "Whisper Of The Heart." As the popularity of the channel grew, they switched to a new very similar but legally distinct piece of animation to avoid copyright trouble.

I watch a lot of videos about horror films for such a fucking coward

EXTREMELY TRUE HORSE FACTS!
* The first horse in the world was called Eugene.
* Horses have diplomatic immunity in most nations.
* The fastest recorded speed of a horse was 155mph driving a Ford Mustang.
* You are never more than 20 feet from a horse.
* All horses are communists.
* A group of horses is called "a lot".

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