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conversations i've had with folks on here recently have made me realize i need to make one thing clear: please be horny at me any time!! its fun for me and i will disengage as necessary if i need! no need to feel bad for Flirtin with me in whatever way you feel called
im just constantly Horny too so

[at a diner ordering breakfast]

waitress: whatll ya have

me: the breakfast platter with rye bread, eggs over easy, sausage, and a cup of coffee. and water please

my friend who is a foot guy: just toest please 😈πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΅

waitress [takin her shoe off]: comin right up 😏

just realized that a complete list of possible mastodon posts (~5.4^172) would be, meaningfully, 100% key smashing. which is appropriate

yeah i'm taking micropenis 301 and macropenis 270 this semester to round it my minor

What RMS, Torvalds and the like cost us 

i continue to post after i fall asleep they just don’t federate

this should have been obvious because hey I could hardly be any less funny on here

Learned that I helped provide someone's gay awakening at the rave last night so that was actually really cool

reviewing the rave I was at last night: well it was loud and my ears have yet to stop ringing
forgot my earplugs 😭

still blown away by the fact that "dramaturgy" is a real ass word and was not, in fact, made up by a theatre history buff who played a lot of d&d

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