just a kid who is loud @loudkid@masto.willow.cafe

this is the worst meme I made yet, this tops the catalan one

yeah im a marxist who believes in auteur theory. i just think the "ideas guy" should get all the credit, you know

@andre @GreenandBlack

"Why yes officer, of course you can have my name. My first name is Bofamin but my friends call me Bofa... What's that? You want my full name?"

a true high IQ individual would never need to take an IQ test. they could simply calculate it in their head. whats mine you ask? eight hunded

hey good lookin'

Me, this is me.

*centrist voice* What we really need to do is reach across the aisle, set aside our differences for a moment, and sit down to hash out a compromise, like making barefoot legal, but only for the left foot

the key is to throw your body at jaunty angles

If the media wrote about the UK like they do to Latin American countries

ahem

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I just published my observations on making transit fareless, from analysis of Portland's transit authority's budget: https://jamey.thesharps.us/2019/12/12/transit-fares-are-not-about-money/

For the rest of the afternoon I'm attending a meeting of the Oregon Global Warming Commission, where part of their current draft proposal for reducing transportation emissions is to make transit fareless across the state: https://www.keeporegoncool.org/meeting-calendar/2019/12/12/oregon-global-warming-commission-meeting-rescheduled-to-december-12

This is something which has been done elsewhere in this state and is now being considered here in Portland too: https://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/2019/12/11/27626868/trimet-board-members-say-theyre-considering-a-fareless-system

So this is an exciting time!

ive learned so many important life skills on mastodon, such as:

1: listening to car seat headrest

2: crying

time to shitpost

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