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conversations i've had with folks on here recently have made me realize i need to make one thing clear: please be horny at me any time!! its fun for me and i will disengage as necessary if i need! no need to feel bad for Flirtin with me in whatever way you feel called
im just constantly Horny too so

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speaking of lewd about tall houses though there is something kinda hot about upstairs windows. like, who's out there looking through them? no one. fucking with the blinds open on an upper floor is a victimless crime

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maybe i just have a tall house kink. lets be real looking out an upstairs window gets me rock hard /s

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who is out there honestly building horribly ugly houses. or ineffecient houses. like ramblers. i get it, some folks can't do stairs, but outside that there's no excuse to have a house with a footprint the size of a million-dollar mansion but a third the rooms. just my 2c.

Snap dragons are very pretty, but when the flowers die, their seed pods turn into creepy little skulls! 💀💀💀

incidentally, there's a dril tweet for my knowledge of dril tweets

@vestal fuck "cellar door" this is the most beautiful phrase

ahh the sacred "boost but no fav". perfect for when you install some weird linux thing to do this

It's called Toyotathon because a single brave truck drove 140 miles to warn Sparta of the impending invasion of Darius's fleet

God I think the worst thing about Hamilton coming to Disney+ is the fact that now it's getting a Meme Resurgence

do the people who make medical diagrams know they look like shitposts

if foreskin is so good how come there's no fiveskin

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@lesbianhacker i support tipping landlords

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