just a kid who is loud @loudkid@masto.willow.cafe

[at a diner ordering breakfast]

waitress: whatll ya have

me: the breakfast platter with rye bread, eggs over easy, sausage, and a cup of coffee. and water please

my friend who is a foot guy: just toest please 😈🥴🥵

waitress [takin her shoe off]: comin right up 😏

just realized that a complete list of possible mastodon posts (~5.4^172) would be, meaningfully, 100% key smashing. which is appropriate

yeah i'm taking micropenis 301 and macropenis 270 this semester to round it my minor

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For every gross dude you tolerate, there's almost certainly several people who are pushed out of that space you created for him

The more influential the gross dude, the more people will emulate him and help to push out even more people

And it's mostly women who get pushed out

So for the likes of RMS and Torvalds, the damage they have done to the field of Computer Science may be incalculable

Good riddance

i continue to post after i fall asleep they just don’t federate

thot crimes

Kegels is my favorite philosopher

Venezuela's Guaidó pictured with members of Colombian gang

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/sep/13/juan-guaido-faces-questions-over-links-to-organised-groups

but doctor.. i live in a society

still blown away by the fact that "dramaturgy" is a real ass word and was not, in fact, made up by a theatre history buff who played a lot of d&d