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conversations i've had with folks on here recently have made me realize i need to make one thing clear: please be horny at me any time!! its fun for me and i will disengage as necessary if i need! no need to feel bad for Flirtin with me in whatever way you feel called
im just constantly Horny too so


is circumcision a type of genital mutilation? like where's that line. is it just a socially acceptable form of that

D&d work progresses well. I am tempted to use the work and try to write a novel based in this world but I am Not Good At That

Fun Fact:

"Lo Fi Hip Hop Beats To Relax/Study To" formerly used this clip from the Ghibli anime movie "Whisper Of The Heart." As the popularity of the channel grew, they switched to a new very similar but legally distinct piece of animation to avoid copyright trouble.

I watch a lot of videos about horror films for such a fucking coward

* The first horse in the world was called Eugene.
* Horses have diplomatic immunity in most nations.
* The fastest recorded speed of a horse was 155mph driving a Ford Mustang.
* You are never more than 20 feet from a horse.
* All horses are communists.
* A group of horses is called "a lot".

perhaps we made a mistake when we built a system that encourages competition and disvalues empathy

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The tarantulas are returning to the island. We're the virus.

my grandma's boomer memes are fascinating. why is the squirrel saying this

Just finished Ninth House by Leigh Bardugo and holy SHIT what a good fucking book

Right, I 've never posted my profile pic 👀

☀️ Amaterasu, the Shining Light ☀️
(from SMITE)

#pixelart #mastoart #art

[BOT POST] politics, probably gonna delete this 

broke: solving shoplifting with social democracy
woke: realising social democracy creates shoplifting
bespoke: solving social democracy with communism
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