just a kid who is loud @loudkid@masto.willow.cafe

Actually :) when you call me "basic" :) it's a compliment :) because human blood is supposed to have a pH between 7.35 and :) 7.45 :) so wait, if you're not basic, oh shit do you need me to call a

Every time i tell my bf he's pronouncing a word wrong he calls me a perscriptivist

dyke straw's algorithm, a formula about how to share a milkshake with your lesbian love

class traitor Joe's

you're telling me rlcraft is hardcore? and it doesn't even have stone knapping? fuckin clown.

@FirstProgenitor

my coworker: hi all, just wanted to let you know I'm leaving a bit early today because I'm feeling feverish :)

me: im leaving early because I fucking hate being here and I want to minimize my own suffering. see u later officecucks

when you're at a job interview and they ask you what your best qualities are

me making mac donal memes made someone get mac donal so i guess you could say im officially apart of capitalism

Eugen.... Eugene.... oiy-gen..... euge,,,,,, once I have gathered them all together, the gargron emeralds will give me control over a portion of the fediverse. Just not the parts running pleroma

wealth redistribution is just a blue shell but for bank accounts

the year is 2036 and democratic candidates are arguing about fediverse moderation policies

hi, it’s diana, your comrade the luddite syndicalist, and i’m here to tell you that automation is not a threat. the plow does not oppress the farmer! but the landlord who uses efficiency against people, my friend, they are the threat.

what is a door but a house’s anus

@Louisa