just a kid who is loud @loudkid@masto.willow.cafe

lo fi hip hop beats to review town evals to #mastomonday #acnh

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Fun Fact:

"Lo Fi Hip Hop Beats To Relax/Study To" formerly used this clip from the Ghibli anime movie "Whisper Of The Heart." As the popularity of the channel grew, they switched to a new very similar but legally distinct piece of animation to avoid copyright trouble.

EXTREMELY TRUE HORSE FACTS!
* The first horse in the world was called Eugene.
* Horses have diplomatic immunity in most nations.
* The fastest recorded speed of a horse was 155mph driving a Ford Mustang.
* You are never more than 20 feet from a horse.
* All horses are communists.
* A group of horses is called "a lot".

if it's casting anywhere, it's casting on twitter™

perhaps we made a mistake when we built a system that encourages competition and disvalues empathy

The tarantulas are returning to the island. We're the virus.

The gender of the day is: h

Anyone got milf info?

my grandma's boomer memes are fascinating. why is the squirrel saying this

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Right, I 've never posted my profile pic 👀

☀️ Amaterasu, the Shining Light ☀️
(from SMITE)

#pixelart #mastoart #art

broke: solving shoplifting with social democracy
woke: realising social democracy creates shoplifting
bespoke: solving social democracy with communism