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conversations i've had with folks on here recently have made me realize i need to make one thing clear: please be horny at me any time!! its fun for me and i will disengage as necessary if i need! no need to feel bad for Flirtin with me in whatever way you feel called
im just constantly Horny too so

it honestly smacks of psyop that the green party are so opposed to nuclear energy and rank and file green members are wholly unwilling to accept that it's much safer now than in the 50s

the thing about the fediverse is that it is really fuckin bad at balancing a big monoculture but pretty alright at fostering small communities and their select points of interaction, which seems plainly clear from the very design but it's something we have really had to gradually learn all coming from these more monolithic centrally governed websites.

the other thing about the fediverse is that the floor is slanted. seriously. put a marble on the ground, see how it rolls over that way? weird.

real talk. In the before times did people actually just like meet folks in bars n stuff ? Like was that a thing. Did people go to bars, pick someone up, and do sexy things. Should I go to bars someday is what I'm asking

it's nothing short of fucking embarrassing that many big labor unions are coming out in support of cop unions

paid 300 dollars for a card claiming i'm exempt from getting cucked under the ada and got laughed at. typical

out of the all possible ways you could have cucked me, you had to do it by fucking my wife. absolute bastard

When people pretend Orwell was a socialist instead of a snitch that ratted out communists

im seeing this overarching theme of people who work in tech or closely with tech not thinking ahead or thinking very obtusely about how software is used and exploited.

it has the same energy as "people wouldn't do that, its illegal"

ever remember how Gloria Steinem was literally paid by the CIA to create a form of feminism that would reject socialism and be nonthreatening to capital

glad that companies have seriously committed to the whole "turning consumers into literal serfs" thing
outline.com/swpjAS

coronavirus, usa medical system, capitalism 

the usa buying up all the world's potential covid-19 treatment is a stark demonstration of the usa's privatised healthcare system's capacity to harm populations even outside the usa. other countries might use that medicine to treat people. in the hands of the profit-based usa medical system it goes unused, it exists as a high-value financial commodity, it is taken out of circulation.

Silly metal bands 

Saw a band named Dishönor, which I guess is just another instance of sprinkling umlauts on an English word.
But dishönor as a Swedish compund word means "mist hens." :blobcatgiggle:
🌫️🐔

In English you can start a sentence with "Indeed, …" and then everyone must agree with what follows, or they'll look like a fool.

"humans are the disease" factoid actualy just ecofascist rhetoric. average person ruins 0 planets per year. Capitalism Georg, who lives in cave & ruins over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

thoughts on image descriptions 

- some people need them to get any value out of your image

- some people find them extremely helpful to provide context for the subject/content/point you're making

- it's an opportunity to be creative, you can have fun with them while also being informative

- there's been an odd exception, but in general i don't boost images without descriptions, and i know i'm not the only person with that policy

in summation: use image descriptions

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