just a kid who is loud @loudkid@masto.willow.cafe

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Right, I 've never posted my profile pic 👀

☀️ Amaterasu, the Shining Light ☀️
(from SMITE)

#pixelart #mastoart #art

broke: solving shoplifting with social democracy
woke: realising social democracy creates shoplifting
bespoke: solving social democracy with communism

in yiddish "oy" means "oh" and "ve" means "woe", which means "oy vey" literally means "oh woe", which can phonetically be spelled "owo"

oppress homestucks more

i post some shit like “i became a milf only so i can kill god” and it gets a million boosts. but when i post actually meaningful content like “eat bean. consume. bean.” it gets ignored. really goes to show what the priorities of the users on this site are.

Pollen is just vegan cum.

vampires running for city council so they can rezone people's houses into community centers and commercial buildings, then enter as they please because it of the implicit invitation in that location status

don't fucking brag online about breaking the law

if you absolutely must discuss crimes with people not in person, *then* yes use secure chat apps *and still be careful* how you talk on them

okay so the first thing is that dick size is not correlated with height at all. it's the same dice roll no matter how tall you are. but a six foot six man with a nine-inch dick looks like he has, like, an average dick, particularly on camera or in close-ups where other scale cues are unreliable

whereas a five foot six man with a seven-inch dick looks like he is slinging the world's most massive meat — again, especially on camera and in close-ups. even if he has a six-inch dick, it's gonna look respectable on a five foot six frame.

so if you want to find a man with an impressive-looking dick, it's easier to make the man smaller than it is to make the dick bigger. the problem then is that no-one can be very much taller than the man with the huge-looking dick or the jig is up. thus, most people acting in porn are fairly short.

maybe there's a similar factor going on with having proportionally big boobs, but I have never watched big titty porn in my life

under communism there is only one planet and we all have to share

@vantablack covid joke

sick burn comrade

you know it's really amazing how quick it is to get everyone to sacrifice just about everything to keep others from getting sick and dying

all you need is a mass media that is interested in selling it

imagine if they started pushing universal health care, how much less that would really require than getting everyone to literally cancel everything for a few weeks

white culture vs the culture they want you to be scared of