Pinned toot

conversations i've had with folks on here recently have made me realize i need to make one thing clear: please be horny at me any time!! its fun for me and i will disengage as necessary if i need! no need to feel bad for Flirtin with me in whatever way you feel called
im just constantly Horny too so

Actually :) when you call me "basic" :) it's a compliment :) because human blood is supposed to have a pH between 7.35 and :) 7.45 :) so wait, if you're not basic, oh shit do you need me to call a

linguists: get mad 

missing persons videos that i'm watchign 

missing persons videos that i'm watchign 

dyke straw's algorithm, a formula about how to share a milkshake with your lesbian love

you're telling me rlcraft is hardcore? and it doesn't even have stone knapping? fuckin clown.

my coworker: hi all, just wanted to let you know I'm leaving a bit early today because I'm feeling feverish :)

me: im leaving early because I fucking hate being here and I want to minimize my own suffering. see u later officecucks

when you're at a job interview and they ask you what your best qualities are

me making mac donal memes made someone get mac donal so i guess you could say im officially apart of capitalism

Eugen.... Eugene.... oiy-gen..... euge,,,,,, once I have gathered them all together, the gargron emeralds will give me control over a portion of the fediverse. Just not the parts running pleroma

wealth redistribution is just a blue shell but for bank accounts

re: watching the dem debates 

re: watching the dem debates 

what's the self-hosted alternative to slack? I'm forget :blobcatsurprised:

Show more
willow cafe

Mastodon server for Loudkid and BygoneCyon. Get some coffee at the willow cafe.